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Not anymore, I don't fight fair
I have one dream and that dream is a nightmare
And it's like we're always running in our life
I'm so impatient I put start in front of the stop signs
My princess in the tower, locked in the palace
You always attracted me like opposite magnets
I want to marry you, do it first for our baby
But we're separated like Germany in the 80s
We're both wearing masks like everyday is Halloween
And we find it hard to take them off like a wedding ring
Write you a thousand poems and I send kisses
Remember the tree does not make Christmas
Want us together, but you turn another gift away
I'm looking for a hand like T-Bag in Prison Break
If life is gold then I'm a ruthless alchemist
Just one of many in the pursuit of happiness
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Abstract Comedian
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Give you a sad face, like I buried a man with 80 Gz in his pockets
And can't remember the exact place
I'm extra curious, do the Twilight movie actors
go down during a menstrual period ?
The masons, it's a political sodomy
Yall jerk off at your uncle's basement, that's a secret society
I get dollars for kilos, it's a cycle like taking your money
And losing it at your father's casino
It's art, it depends, I'm so hard with the pen
I'm bout to blow like being hard at the pen
Slap you with a hook's the best, not the boxing term
I use a real hook, but I'm gonna die, YES
Sawed-off to your skull, I need you to leave
Get my dick out of your mouth, I give you freedom of speech
You find it pitiful? Blow me
Cause it's more hilarious than Jermaine Dupri referring to women as shawties
Giving you A raps, might assume it's technically basic
But I spit it sicker than a pediatrician having sex with a patient
Approach with a G.C silencer
We 36 mafiosi, none of which listen to 3 6 Mafia
This is not official, like not getting into Cosa Nostra
Because of the blood oath due to HIV issues
Who am I not better than? Embarrass em'
A minefield, women in front, am I not a gentleman
You know him? Of course I know Paulie
He accidentally fell off a sky-scraper, but that's a long story
We in the pop industry, we making moves
But no room for Lady Gaga, she's gagged in the ladies room
Everything goes as planned,
I rip your arms out, look mama no hands
Yeah, you a damn corpse
And it all makes sense like a one armed man in a second hand store
You better listen to me, like I'm wire-tapped
Removing your spinal, told you that I got your back
I'm carving your skin, is it a taboo?
But I'm giving you a tattoo (and a stab wound) oh yeah that too
Meet Louie slugger
Encourage you to do it, the more the suiciders, the less the suiciders
That Austin Powers bullshit, give you mini me
I catch more head than the basket under the guillotine
Took this broad to dinner and we ate lobsters
She gave me crabs while giving me brain, she better off with brain cancer
Hammer in the sleeve, I ain't new at this pimpin'
I can help you throw dubs without moving your fingers
I own skeezes, they don't own me
Tiger Woods got 99 problems, but bitches be fourteen
I put on my golf gloves
Introduce the head of the golf club to the head of the golf club, he goofed up
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Calligraphist София, Bulgaria
Calligraphist is a young underground hip-hop artist, described by some as a wonder kid, being given the gift of top notch lyricism. He is recognizable for the usage of metaphors, similes and mainly for his punchlines, considered by many as some of the best in rap history. Often managing to find an intersection between brutality and comedy he create images that are right and wrong simultaneously. ... more
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